Book of Bro

6 Rules for Handling Temperature-Sensitive Beverages

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For the bro who downs his protein shakes lukewarm.

Proper beverage etiquette is a must for the modern bro.

Here’s 6 of the most useless rules from the Book of Bro for getting a grip on your drink game:

Rule 28. Hot coffee tastes better with a couple teaspoons of chill the fuck out.

Rule 713. Iced tea is only microwavable in the absence of moral values.

Rule -18. Vinegar should be heated to at least 132˚F (55.6˚C) when served as a digestif, if served at all.

Rule 82. Anything is sugar-free if you say it enough times.

Rule 102.

Know the strengths of your drink container when engaging in a street fight.

Rule 409. Never is the best time for a shot of sensibility.

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