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For the bro who downs his protein shakes lukewarm.
Proper beverage etiquette is a must for the modern bro.
Here’s 6 of the most useless rules from the Book of Bro for getting a grip on your drink game:
Rule 28. Hot coffee tastes better with a couple teaspoons of chill the fuck out.
Rule 713. Iced tea is only microwavable in the absence of moral values.
Rule -18. Vinegar should be heated to at least 132˚F (55.6˚C) when served as a digestif, if served at all.
Rule 82. Anything is sugar-free if you say it enough times.
Know the strengths of your drink container when engaging in a street fight.
Rule 409. Never is the best time for a shot of sensibility.